Teaser #5

26 Jan

Here are a number of delicious, zero-calorie foods you may not be aware of:

  • Anything eaten while standing has zero calories.
  • Anything eaten off somebody else’s plate has zero calories.
  • Food sampled for “tasting” purposes during preparation has no calories.
  • Food sneaked from someone after you distract them is also calorie-free.
  • Anything eaten after the expiration date contains no calories.

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